American Idol is set in Memphis tonight. You’d think they’d find talent there and by the previews it looks like they do. I’m relieved. Too much of the ‘bad’ wears me out. At some points I laugh but at others I cringe.
The people who go all out, knowing they’re terrible, just to get their 15 minues (or seconds) of fame are ridiculous.
The ones who really think they’re good and aren’t sometimes make me feel sorry for them. Although sometimes it is sort of funny, especially if they walk off saying “You haven’t seen the last of me. Simon doesn’t know what he’s talking about. When’s the last time he made a hit record? I don’t care what he thinks.” Thirty seconds before they cared a lot about what he thought - and he’s not auditioning. Puleeze… But if the person walks off crying, I’m toast.
During the auditions it’s really the good ones I’m looking for. I want to start pulling for people NOW. I’m really ready for this part to be over so I can listen to them sing, hear what the judges say (Randy doesn’t change it up much, Paula loves everyone - or used to, and I usually agree with Simon - in principle), and cast my vote. Yes. I vote. At first I didn’t. But then the shoo-in contestant would get kicked off and I really think it’s because EVERYBODY thought EVERYBODY ELSE was voting for them so THEY didn’t. Remember Tamyra Gray on the first season? She should have won the whole thing. She was fantastic. But she got voted off early causing major AI drama.
But tonight I won’t be able to watch AI right away. We have a church event to go to. (On AI night of all times!!) So we’re going to tape it. Like on a VCR. Gulp. Pray for us to set it right and for it to record and for the President’s State of the Union address not to interrupt it. (Okay, don’t really pray for any of that.) Since tonight has tons of talent, per the previews, I hope I don’t miss it! But if I do, you’ll catch me up to speed. Right? 